I am a total dork.
A real spaz.
Like can't walk thru the house without catching my shoulder on a door frame kind of spaz.
JD is working late - so soup over rice it is:) Opening the soup. It has a pop top lid. The tab rips off it. It is still almost completely sealed. The top is so thick that the electric can opener and the manual one will not open this thing.
Starting to consider an ice pick.
I pull out a random kitchen gadget and create a lever of sorts to pry open the lid. I remember that I am supposed to apply thumb pressure to the top at the same time. Apply pressure.
Kapow - yow.
When I opened my eyes....there was congealified soup dripping from my bangs, my glasses, the kitchen cabinets, the wall, the toaster oven the counter and my nose.
You know the feeling when you get chlorinated pool water up your nose? You can still like smell/feel it later? Yeah, it is like that.
Hey - soup anyone?