Dear favorite pair of jeans,
I did not see this coming. I thought things were so perfect between us.
But now, I feel like you've changed. Or I've changed.
(Although, who are we kidding, we both know I think it's you).
I don't feel as comfortable, long...or lean with you anymore.
In fact, I feel....suffocated.
(Truncated, even).
Maybe it was the extra spins in the dryer for you.
Perhaps the late night snacks for me.
Who knows how things grow strained, really.
So, I guess what I am saying, is I need some time.
And perhaps some walks to clear my head....
(or, burn some calories).
Whatever happens, we'll always have 2008 until...about 5 minutes ago.
Your friend,
Kelli
Dear Sweatpants,
Hello old friend!..........
