OK.
I don't like forwarded e-mails.
I hardly ever
EVER
read them.
Hey
Why don't we pass around the same piece of gum to chew on too?
I think forwarded e-mails are ways to get scuzz in your computer.
And then there is the whole impersonal thing.
Hey, this e-mail made me think of you....and 58 other people.
OH
and the sad ones. Man.
Or the "pass it on for good fortune" ones.
If my life really were effected by those chain letterie things...an huge anvil would have fallen on my head when I was in the 8th grade....back when I started breaking the chain.
I do
just every now an then
look up
when walking out of tall buildings
to see if a piano is hanging overhead....
Oh
and I am against stealing.
Having said all that....
if you like the TV show 24....
READ THIS!
OK
I swiped it from Kendra McKraken's blog.
She is a super duper Junkitz scrapbooker.
Way talented.
(like praising her will some how lessen the stealing from her factor)
Yes
it is like a stolen
forwarded thing.
I *** the bad word.
If you don't watch 24...this isn't gonna be funny at all.
See you tomorrow.
Basic Truths About 24's Jack Bauer
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
When you open a can of whoop-***, Jack Bauer jumps out.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're dead."
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.
Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Happy Thursday!
kellicrowe
criminal