She knew when she saw the meal planning refrigerator sticker that it was just what she needed to give this "figuring out what we are going to eat before we all get hungry" thing a shot. Unfortunately, her new-found meal planning zeal overshadowed the fact that she owned a side by side refrigerator. For the past 10 years.
And yes, talkig about herself in the thrid person does make it feel a little less stupid.
But not as much as she would have liked.